Somewhere in New York Calcutta Africa Iraq the former Soviet Union Questworld pink the mall the depths of the ocean outerspace a dark cloaked wicked looking lithe sensuous hulking statuesque haggard evil looking pink figure ran down an alleyway. A flash of police lights revealed a large leatherbound book a skeleton mask that it was a woman a rose tatoo a semiautomatic machine gun pink a bloody knife a questworld unit a missing hand nothing . The figure slipped into the shadows, saying quietly: "So sayeth the book of Rage!" "I'll get you Bannon!" "This will make the world safe for communism!" "Pink!" "I'll get you Quest!" "Damnit, I stubbed my toe!" "First, I'll seduce Hadji..." "With this, I shall rule the world!" "I think I'll stop and eat a kitten just to prove how evil I am!" "This will show them to cancel Jonny Quest!" .

It was a quiet day in the Quest compound. Jonny played in Questworld played with bandit knitted a pink sock bleached his hair smiled lopsidedly slept watched Dukes of Hazard reruns surfed the net admired himself in the mirror explained to Mrs. Evans how he saved the world. , while Hadji was meditating working on Questworld reading Dostoyevsky memorizing quotes looking at evil centerfolds making a lucrative living writing the messages inside fortune cookies delving into the mysteries of pink composing haiku practicing yoga in Bangalore , and Jessie visited her mother practiced kickboxing shopped for the most hideous clothes available hacked into secret government files watched Alien Resurection drank tea put superglue on Jonny's toilet seat wondered how to ask Jonny out watched Hadji practice yoga with a smile on her face wondered if she looked good in pink . Race was out with an old girlfriend with a new girlfriend with his ex wife working on the car hiding from an old girlfriend solving a case for the CIA flying a plane cold trying to catch a furry catfish pinking and Dr. Quest was out of town worked on his latest invention theorized about pan dimensional travel communicated with aliens read email drank tea tried to find the reason for pink slept watched cartoons died his hair again. . Suddenly Commander Bennet called with a mission Hadji had a premonition aliens needed help Someone reported a phenomenological happening Questworld blew up the car blew up everything was pink Cartoon Network cancelled Jonny Quest a close friend revealed they were being held hostage a plot hole appeared . The team hopped into the Quest Stream Dragonfly jeep minivan Questor Questor II pink cadillac plane alien spacecraft plot hole and sped away for a distant galaxy a pinker place Bangalore New Jersey Timbuktu MacDonald's the Bermuda Triangle Canada Hana Barbera's headquarters the beach . When they got there, they found a giant tenticle a pink fuzzy thing remains of an ancient civilization bad fast food the crash site of an extraterrestrial vehicle footprints of a giant monster evidence of a government conspiracy one of Race's old girlfriends a shifty character who said he needed help another plot hole .
"This can only be the work of Zin a giant squid Bigfoot a government conspiracy litter a pink fuzzy thing bad fanfic writing Surd's doing friendly alien intervention a plot to take over the world !" Dr. Quest exclaimed.
"Fur on a catfish!" Race replied affirmingly. He turned to the kids. "You three STAY PUT." Then he and Dr. Quest left to investigate for the nearest Discotec conveniently leaving the kids alone to find pink with old girlfriends for Nepal to get a bite to eat quickly .

The three kids crept out into the shadows to investigate. They found an old abandoned wharehouse where they saw Rage Zin Surd Hana Barbera executives Anaya and Melana Julia thugs terrorists the Spice Girls men in pink suits Scientist plotting to take over the world building a zombie army disco dancing wearing pink finalizing JQ's cancellation implanting nuclear bombs into the earth's crust eating a kitten building a super laser having tea and crumpets with Sadaam Husein .
"We have to stop this!" Jonny exclaimed!
"Careful, my freind!" Hadji warned, "Remember: Karmic justice is inescabable Jessie looks good in pink Destiney moves like a shark through coral it is against my religion to be eaten by reptiles Why should the wise tiger follow his foolish cousins? Every new begining comes from some other beginings end Heroism always acts first and never reasons Even monkeys fall from trees Race told us to stay put your lucky lotto numbers are...wrong fortune cookie ."
"What is THAT supposed to mean?!" Jessie asked, perplexed. But before Hadji could answer they were spotted an imprtant peice of machinery exploded there was an avalanche Jessie slapped him Jonny burst out laughing Saturday Night Fever started playing he fell in love with an evil woman they were spying on a deafening roar split the air something pink moved in his peripheral vision .
The Quest team decided it was time to take action. " Slammn Bonsai Pink Spoon Die !"Jonny yelled as he jumped out of his hiding place and kicked the bad guy smiled lopsidedly fell flat on his face rammed into a henchman came face to face with a monster stood defiantly in the face of pink . Jessie followed him and punched a henchman was imediately captured grabbed a gun, pointing it at the enemy suddenly realized she was wearing pink pushed barrels over the henchmen screamed for help as she fell rolled her eyes at his performance . Jonny looked back to see Jessie and realized she was fighting better than him she really DID need that "kidnap me" t-shirt he loved her with all his heart SHE was the one who put superglue on the toilet seat she was pretty cool he was going to have to save her AGAIN she was wearing pink that they were doomed they were in serious trouble .
Meanwhile Hadji snuck around to disarm the bomb remove himself from the story hack the computer turn off the music escape the pink try and talk some sense into the bad guys give a rose to the villainess , but before he could a beautiful dark haired woman Anaya Elise a deamon a thug a girl in pink a man with a gun , seduced him knocked him unconscious tied him up with ropes he could easily get out of discovered him and called the guards hypnotised him to the dark side kicked his feet out from under him painted him pink .
When it all began to look hopeless, suddenly Bigfoot broke lose and defeated the villains Aliens miraculously intervened Race swung from the ceiling wit a machine gun, killing all the badguys Dr. Quest's new invention saved everyone Jonny smashed the remote control for all the henchmen, who were actually robots. Hana Barbera decided this would make a great cartoon and decided to renew JQ a giant tentacle ripped through the floor and drug the villain down to a watery death all the villains and henchmen were sucked into a massive plot hole Hadji slipped from his ropes and turned off the computer Jessie realized that if she just stopped wearing pink, this would end. .
" Damn you Quest! Damn you Bannon! Damn you Hadji! I love you, Jonny! This is not the end of pink! I shall return! You haven't beaten me! Take that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I love you, Jessie! ," Rage Race Jonny Zin Jessie Hadji Dr. Quest Bigfoot Pink Surd screamed as s/he died sped off in their escape vehicle smashed the computer with an axe disapeared. It had only been a holograph. became un-pinked was killed by bigfoot melted into the shadows was aprehended by the police stubbed a toe .

"Well," Dr.Quest said, "That was quite an adventure!"
"Fur on a catfish!" Race agreed.
"I think its better if the outside world not know about this," Jonny said.
"I think you're right son, we'll just seal the file on this one."

The end?